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My art is under the tag 'sometimes chickens art'. I'm Pro-ta-go-nist on Deviantart and EggnogDrunkard on fanfiction.net.

It is an age-old secret that people make better decisions between 1 and 2 cups of wine- being a little inebriated makes you feel like anything is possible, and I have witnessed many historical events, gently swaying from side to side. In other words, this is an art/drabble dump blog, products of my fuzzy mind. Slightly worrying, to be honest.

I'm an
INFP. Which of course, stands for Infinitely Neurotic Flying Panda. Because when chickens are drunk, they are pandas which can fly.

abstractcontraption:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing

why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t

Because you’re right

#me #gpoy

buckakke:

hesgotametalarm:

I would like Lucy Liu to be the next James Bond and Sebastian Stan to be her Bond boy.

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enseoulment:

politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

also side-eyeing the ladies who like “k-boys”

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

abigaillarson:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:

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THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

Having a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

usatoshi:

pom-bear:

Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato 

GAH

tiger03lily:

wrapyourlipsaroundmyname:

badgalfaashion:

brainy-beauty:

inmytwistedfairytale:

HE HANDED THAT SHIT TO HIMMMMM

Farrakhan does not fear man. Amen.

DANM!!

I think this make the 10th time ive reblogged this 

amazing

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing